dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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