What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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