I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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