he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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