Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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