This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
