Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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