You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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