Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.