You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ugly people sure do ruin things
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont even know how to be here
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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