we're blogging at a bar
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.