He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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