Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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