My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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