11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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