Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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