If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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