is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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