Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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