Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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