No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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