do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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