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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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