Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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