i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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