how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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