TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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