Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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