it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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