Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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