my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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