I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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