Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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