on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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