guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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