Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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