You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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