is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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