Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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