is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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