He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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