It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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