Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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