she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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