At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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