Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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