After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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