I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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