My nipple is on Facebook.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize