sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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