life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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