Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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