Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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