Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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